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Stanley,

This is Getting Serious.

The Marines just had Me & the other Global Bankers moved to a separate, Higher-Security part of the Prison – along with the Genetically-Modified Food CEO’s and the Big Oil Company Guys…

I know You made it up to Switzerland – Lloyd says the Vatican got you out. Now it’s time to get off that $700/Hr Ass, and get ME the Hell out too!

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I don’t care who you have to bribe – there’s plenty of Cash in Cayman!

This so-called ‘Reconstitution’ crap, could not have gotten this far, if those $%# Sheriffs and the Military hadn’t sided with the People!!!

I still can’t believe they flew us all the way down here to Guantanamo in the first place!

At first, we were sure that we would have the upper hand if anything actually went down – but then the $%# Sheriffs totally flaked out – refusing in advance to take our upcoming orders – sending them to go beat the People staying home on Government Boycott – out from their shitty little hovels, and back to $&%# work!

To think – our Lobbyists had already bought approval from Congress!

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There is no way the common people can start over by themselves – not without us Bankers, Politicians, Lawyers or Corporate Leaders – and build some kind of ‘New Natural Order’, based on consent and voluntary cooperation and whatever other Poppycock those Pathetic Peons have in mind.

I’ve never heard anything so ridiculous in all my life.

These ‘Reconstitionalists’ have got Forty-seven separate frivolous charges against me already – Market Manipulation, Currency Collusion, Treasury Tampering, Gas Gouging, Bond Banditry, Silver Suppression – I can’t even remember all the rest…

So here they are – ‘Grand Reconstitution’ indeed – already locking away the Innocent Indefinitely – solely on say-so of others.

That doesn’t sound all so ‘Equal and Equitable’ – or whatever else those Unwashed People want to call their ‘New Natural Order’ lunacy.

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It’s really bad down here. It is extremely hot – hotter than two rats $%#-ing in a wool sock– plus, these bright orange jumpsuits don’t help.

Stanley – you have got to do something, anything – even from Switzerland, just get me the $%# out of here – I’m worth over 500,000 x my own weight in gold – there must still be someone connected somewhere that we know.

I’m not even sure how it happened – how the People made the switch.

One minute, totally brainwashed, content in our Dual Illusions of Freedom and Choice, the next – awake, alert and undistracted – bold enough to think about and, even to dare – just walking away from our comforts – from our command and from our control.

I always knew, giving them that Internet was a really bad idea.

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These clowns don’t even have a clue – who is going to be in charge or where this will all end. People can’t just go running off, willy-nilly, cooperating voluntarily to build a New Society – without any of the Old Leadership just like that, can they?

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Actually, they didn’t run off – those stubborn $%# People stood their ground, turned the 3-card table upside down and got those $%# Sheriffs to shut our great game down.

At first, there were only isolated pockets of resistance – the usual fringe groups – Environmentalists, 2nd Amendmenters, Occupiers, Libertarians, Tax Protesters, those Tea Party People and them $&%# Constitutionalists too – the regular nutjobs and kooks – but then – all of a sudden, the General Public started to Ignore Government Authority and simply just went on about their normal business and affairs.

Of course, we had the Mainstream Media and Press report the ‘Reconstition Movement’ negatively – 24/7 – as a “loose and nebulous hodgepodge, of seditiousWeed-Smoking Neo-Hippies’, ‘Nihilist Anarchists’, ‘Marxist Communists’ and ‘Austrian Economists’”, but it was as if all the People got together – and Turned The TV’s off as one.

Once the ‘New Natural Order’ got rolling, our old scare tactics and usual fear-mongering tricks, no longer seem to work on the sheeple – or even on the GS Government Slave Class either.

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Most of the Cops had our backs – many Police Departments were still power-drunk with excessive firepower – and from the free steroids we made sure they had – to be loyal to us, their-then Corporate Masters.

But then, the biggest mistake we made, was going after the guns, to disarm the People – just in case – after our Lobbyists got the 2nd Amendment “redefined” by Congress.

That is when the Military and the Coast Guard and the Firefighters and the Paramedics all stepped in – to back up those $%# Sheriffs – “detaining” the TSA and the entire, by-then Federalized Police State apparatus – along with us, the Central Bankers, Multinational Corporate Executives and the entire Upper Level of Government – mostly the Appointed Bureaucrats!

The Sheriffs don’t actually have more authority than Federal Agents – that’s just urban legend – but with the People declaring Bankers, Politicians and Elected Bureaucrats as “Domestic Enemies of the United States”, and then with the Sheriffs backing up the People and the Military backing up the Sheriffs – it was over long before it even began.

I can’t believe this all went down without anyone getting seriously hurt!

Sure, that one guy shot himself in the foot – there’s always, always, always an idiot – and a few more got hurt tripping over steps, while running up all those staircases into all those D.C. Federal buildings, during ‘ReOccupy Ourselves’ – but on the whole, everything, the whole System of Things, has been turned Upside Down – without even a shot, really being fired.

The People have been working on some new kind of court system setup – the Chancery Court of Equity, I think – it’s not ready yet, but that’s not where I’m headed anyway.

The ‘Rebellion’ says it’s taking three or four weeks off first – the estimated time logistically necessary, to end World Hunger – distributing food and unmodified seeds and solar lanterns – before putting us Global Bankers in front of Military Tribunals.

I hope they know that it is Our Money, they will be using, and Our Warehouses of Stockpiled Food, they will be depleting – while they gallivant around the globe – like mindless imbeciles, prancing away into the Sunset and singing ‘Songs of Freedom’ – feeding the poor and the $%# Needy – for $%# Free!?!

Is that $%# even Legal?!?

I can’t believe the United Nations is letting them get away with this, this travesty – this humanitarian outrage!!!

From the dawn of Humanity, until last month, the Common People have always been kept divided – intentionally guided into opposing camps – scared shitless of each other; way too dumb-downed and brain-washed to do anything worthwhile, either for their Collective or Individual Self-Interests.

Giving them that Internet was our fatal mistake…

Now, they plan to start all over, not from scratch, but by overthrowing senior management and appointed officials from all the Government Agencies – leaving only career Government Workers and Middle Management in place, for now, to keep things operating until the ‘New Natural Order’ is fully established.

Stanley, you really need to do something about my predicament – please – these People are totally insane. I can’t believe they’re putting us before a Military Tribunal!

Is this even $%# Legal? What about my Human Rights?

Some of the guards are laughing, they say once the Tribunals are over – then they’re going to hang us, Live on Fox News – after we fry in an electric chair for a quarter second, and then get a half-dosed lethal injection – and a flogging too!

I’m not even sure if they’re joking.

Everyone that they’ve brought down here to Guantanamo – against our will, and without even a decent pair of shower shoes – has already been charged with the “Awful and Shocking Compounded Crime of both High and Low Treason”!!!

They won’t even let me call you to discuss my case on the phone! Whatever happened to Due Process and Trial by Jury?!?

Even crazy old Fidel and that loudmouth bastard Chavez, have been tweeting online that the ‘New Natural Order’ might be going a little too hard on us!!

I haven’t seen any Big-Shot Politicians or Ex-Presidents down here in Cuba yet.

Rumor in the Cafeteria is that they keep those guys – and the Real 9/11 Plotters – locked in a secret European prison, along with Wolfberg, Lipinger and the rest of that entire, good old boy crew.

Those wise guys were the Untouchables – Made Men – until less than just 30 days ago!

I hear that they’re kept in standing positions, under 24-hour lighting, naked and wet, in front of vicious guard dogs yapping at their shit – all while listening to speakers blast Barney the Dinosaur and Tickle Me Elmo, as they sing rap songs and country western ballads – in their annoying $%# voices – in Arabic!

They say Brandyfeld alone has 750,000 individual charges of murder filed against him.

I even hear they have an extra heart – with a pacemaker, and a team of surgeons – on standby for Good Old Dick, in case he tries dying as a way to get out of his daily waterboarding sessions!

G.W.’s lawyer argued that his client wasn’t mentally competent to stand trial – so the ‘Reconstitutionalists’ just turned him over to the Iraqi War Widows – sentenced to be beaten even more senseless – slowly, and with a Dirty Slipper!!!

At least his Dad seems to have gotten away. We definitely don’t need him testifying – he knows ALL our dirty little secrets.

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